like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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