Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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