they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I am mentally ready for anal.
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