Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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