Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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