What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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