I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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