Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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