i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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