I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
why do cheetos always look like penises
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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