I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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