Sponge bath it is.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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