i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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