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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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