The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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