i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
