help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My balls are so social today.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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