Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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