ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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