Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he thought i was a dude.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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