What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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