too bad you live with your parents still
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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