physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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