turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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