You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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