Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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