I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize
