Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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