That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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