Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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