Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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