my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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