so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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