he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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