I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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