why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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