even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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