Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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