My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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