i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
