I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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