new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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