speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize