Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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