come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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