he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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