dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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