so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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