Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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