I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Boobs speak an international language.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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