i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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