Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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