fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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