I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
As shirtless as possible
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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