You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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