quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
