Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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